Author: Xander Kane
Posted by: Root Rot
Slumber Party Slaughterhouse: The DVD game!
As I sat with Scotch in hand to view this film, I realized it is actually a game. So you can see my excitement immediately. I put this on my onlinevideo list because I have become very fond of Tiffany Shepis lately and she is in this film. If you are not familiar, she is known as a scream queen for lower budget films and is super hot and all around cool chick. So sit back and relax and enjoy this review of my journey through the viewing of this film.
So right out of the bag there is a narrator talking about what character you are playing in the film. You are graduating from HVAC School and are ready to party with your friends. The original plan is to have a hooker for you and all your friends. The only problem is your ex-girlfriend wants to come to the party and they give her your hooker. So to remedy this they tell you that you are no longer invited because of your ex-girlfriend. So as you sit alone in your apartment you decide to take a bath with bubbles and your laptop. Well guess what? You drop your laptop into the water and you die.
When you “awake” you are greeted by an Angel and a Demon. They then explain your options. The Angel tells you that you can go to heaven if you choose to forgive your friends. The Demon tells you she will help you get revenge and then you will join her in hell. Your character thinks about for a minute and then the demon says, “Yes, there are hot chicks in hell”. That is very helpful in your decision. Then you are prompted by the screen to choose heaven or hell. Of course I chose hell to get even with your friends. So the rules are if you get a horror movie trivia question right, you can posses a hooker and kill your friends. Get another one right you can rise from the dead in your friend’s body and kill the hooker. So that way there are no witnesses.
Every time one of your friends, and his hooker of choice, are about to get it on the possession begins. There is always a weird edit with some crazy music and some visual transformation from the hooker. When your friends notice this happen in every scenario it does not stop them from trying to bang the hooker. This pattern is the same for ever kill scene. All of the kills have lots of blood and arterial spray for all to enjoy. There is a strap on death scene that is incredibly funny with the background music saying “All I want to do is Rock N Roll in your B##thole”. After killing all of your friends, it is time to kill the Ex. In this scene it moves a little slower to build up anticipation for an over-the-top kill. After every one is dead you awake from your possessions and you fall in love with the demon. On the way to hell you get to kill a few more people for fun.
The girls are super hot for the most part. This film has lots of blood, nudity, and dirty humor. It’s actually shot pretty well, not super high budget but the effects are pretty solid across the board. The trivia questions are pretty easy for your average horror movie buff which keeps it simple and fun. I realize this film is not for everyone but if you enjoy lower budget horror done well then check this out. In the mood for something with blood, boobs and trivia this is your movie. Sit back with some friends, have a few beers/cocktails, and enjoy the naked hookers covered in blood killing in crazy inventive ways.
Xander_Kane
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The Important question is, does Tiffany Shepis give the fans what they want?
I’m not a fan of scream queens anyways.. So fucking overrated.
I disagree. For the right girls, Tiffany Sheppis, Linnea Quigley and others. Its worth following their careers to a degree. They have passion for the genre and are generally fun to watch.
Another one of these types of people would be the lovely Danielle Harris. If the movie isn’t good, at least you can count on Harris to give it her all.