Reviewed by: Root Rot

Scarecrow Gone Wild (2004)
Directed by: Brian Katkin
If someone said to eat a pile of shit and after you finished pay them a dollar would you do it? Me either, yet I paid one dollar to rent the 2004 Scarecrow Gone Wild…
Plot…
A college baseball team uses a local scarecrow legend as a means to haze the rookie members of the team. The baseball team, a group of stereotypical female horror movie victims, and the baseball team’s coach (played by ex ultimate fighter Ken Shamrock) go on a trip… or maybe the beach…or some shit. During the trip a diabetic rookie named Sam is tied to a scarecrow by the senior members of the baseball team, and then abandoned by the bullies. Sam is unable to get his isilon which forces him into a diabetic coma. Sam is saved by his friend, rushed to the hospital, and stabilized in a comatose state. During Sam’s coma members of the baseball team and their female companions get murdered by a scarecrow.
Is a ghost possessing the scarecrow and committing acts of murderer? Is Sam the scarecrow seeking revenge on his fellow team members? Will Sam snap out of him coma? Is Ken Shamrock a shitty actor, and a fucking bad ass? (yes)…
Well I guess you’ll have to watch this mind bender for yourself to find out!
Outcome…
When I rented Scarecrow Gone Wild I was expecting to get exactly what I got, a pile of shit.
On the Root Rot scale of A+ being the best and E being the worst, the 2004 Scarecrow Gone Wild gets an A… oh, I meant E.
Ok you’ve twisted my arm, so I’ll give you one spoiler. Ken Shamrock gets into a fight with the scarecrow…. I bet you didn’t see that coming.
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This review is not complete enough for me. I need more information to determine if it’s worth my time.
P.S. I would let someone Shit in my mouth for $2
I felt that putting in to much of a synopsis would cheat potential viewers … maybe next
No, tell us how you REALLY feel about this one……….
Mental note, don’t hold back next review …
It’s ok, I still love you.