Written by: Root Rot
Ass hat Lyle Monroe Bensley, a self proclaimed vampire, broke into a woman’s apartment and bit her on the neck. The worst part is, Bensley was only in his boxer shorts during the attack. Count Underpants told police that he was a 500 year old vampire who needed to feed during his arrest in a parking lot in Texas.
References; Reuters.
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