Written by: Root Rot
Yah or Nay of the Day goes like this… I’ll tell you if I did or didn’t like a movie I’ve recently watched and why .. I guess you could call them mini reviews.
XXXorcist (2006)
Directed by: Doug Sakmann
Genera: Porn/Parody
Plot
Priest, Father Merkin is called upon to perform an exorcism of a young girl who’s possessed by the devil or maybe it was a demon, but who gives a shit…. right? Anyway’s, as you’ll soon learn, young Regan MacFeel conveniently gets possessed on the same day as her 18th birthday. Spending only a few minutes with young Regan, Father Merkin confirms she’s possessed by an evil demon and begins the exorcism process. Merkin’s attempts to cast the demon out of Regan using traditional exorcism techniques fail, the only way (and most logical way base on the nature of the film) to rid Regan of the evil spirit is a…. WAIT FOR IT… A SEXORCISM (which is totally cool since she’s 18).
I’m sure you can fill in the blanks from here, so there isn’t a need to go on with the synopsis … or maybe you’d like me to ya’ perv.
Verdict
I give the 2006 XXXorcist a Nay, and a “why would you waist your time”. Here’s why…
XXXorcist (2006) is a porn parody of the 1973 classic The Exorcist. In the first fifteen minutes of the parody, the Regan character does the head spin gag, and green puke gag which were not too bad. Then literally the next thirty minutes of the flick is Father Merkin banging Regan and I’m pretty sure there’s a 3way scene with Regan’s mom too . I had to fast forwarded though 95% of the sex scene and glad I did because I probably would have rather watched dogs fuck. XXXorcist is only 48 minutes long and may have been better if there were different scenes, but it is what it is.
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Dude, you actually watched the whole movie or just clips? lol
Maybe I did or maybe I did …
mhmm lol