Written by: Root Rot
A man from Colorado, who I’ll refer to as Larry, came home and found his roommate, who I’ll refer to as Mr. Lomax, dead. Concerned, Larry called up his BFF, who I’ll refer to as Richard, for advice. Together, Larry and Richard decided it was probably best if others believed Mr. Lomax was still a member of the living. Though a series of intricate marionette techniques and using classic Odd Couple witty banter, Richard and Larry were able to take Mr. Lomax out for a night on the town without raising suspicions Lomax was dead. Richard and Larry were kind enough to use Lomax’s credit card to cover the tab on their crazy boys night out that included a stop at the titty bar.
Eventually, Larry and Richard decided enough was enough and informed the police Mr. Lomax was really dead. The two were arrested and charged with identity fraud and something else that encompasses doing weird shit to a dead body.
Reference; ABC News.
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