Written by: Root Rot
The LA based adult film studio Pink Panda, has taken the proper safety measures for the forthcoming alien attack by constructed an alien attack bunker. Evidently, extraterrestrial researchers discovered three spaceships between Mars and Jupiter, en route to Earth. Ignoring the chain of command the extraterrestrial researchers notified Pink Panda Studios, prompting studio heads to construct an alien attack bunker.
Pink Panda Studio refuse stop production of their films after the attack. An executive of Pink Panda insisted previsions were made within the attack bunker so their talent can film the trickiest of porn scenes.
* Note;
Do a quick Google search on “Pink Panda”, “Pink Panda Studios”, or “Pink Panda Porn” and you’ll see the truth is truly out there.
Reference; Weekly World News.
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